Results of the GazeboNews Mower Survey are in, and the nearly unanimous consensus is that we'll be seeing a lot of black wigs in the Fourth of July Parade. A full 74% of respondents think the theme of the Lawn Mower Precision Drill Team will have something to do with ex-Gov. Rod Blagojevich. Could it be that his hair, fund-raising methods and flair for language are too rich a target to pass up? The totally unscientific survey also found that 9% of respondents voted for "bank bailout" and 9% voted for "I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here." "Government takeovers," "terrorism/torture," and "the economy" received the rest of the vote. Will it be Blago?
Doesn't matter what the Lawn Mowers did. Pugs win! Pugs win! Pugs win!
Posted by: Gary | July 04, 2009 at 06:18 PM
Pugs are always wonderful,clever, creative and delightful. You have deserved to win many times.
Mowers have run over their own feet the past few years. Guys in drag and racial stereotyping seem to be their only themes in recent memory. Such antics without razor sharp commentary come across as a sad combination of anger and weakness. Maybe a little less beer and a little more creativity at their planning sessions would help?
Posted by: Joan | July 07, 2009 at 09:58 AM